We seek in-your-face fiction, poetry, and creative nonfiction pieces that are experimental, gut-wrenching, terrifying, stultifying, breakneck speed, sex-driven, whooshing out, (and secretive).

Think Ice Capades on Acid. Think January in June. Think Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

A world turned upside down? Yes, that is (b)OINK.

Since we are still considered a newish zine, we ask previous contributors to wait at least six months before submitting again. However, submissions to a different category are okay and will be considered.

Writers may send one story, one CNF, 1-3 poems or a VOICES submission in a single document.

Check out our Inaugural Flash Fiction Contest with guest judge Kathy Fish! (6/15- 8/15)!

Please do not submit more than once in any monthly period.

We do not accept previously published work. 

Simultaneous submissions are not our preference, but allowed.

All rights revert to author upon publication. 

We want: rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, agents, bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists! (Thanks to Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles.)

We want in-your-face FICTION that is experimental, gut-wrenching, terrifying, stultifying, breakneck speed, sex-driven, whooshing out, and secretive. 


Send us only one story. Please have the document (.doc or .docx) double-spaced and in Times New Roman 12pt.

1,000 words or less. Please include the word count on the document.

We seek in-your-face CREATIVE NONFICTION that is experimental, gut-wrenching, terrifying, stultifying, breakneck speed, sex-driven, whooshing out, and secretive. 

Please have the document (.doc or .docx) double-spaced and in Times New Roman 12pt.

2,000 words or less. Please include the word count on the document.
We want POETRY that is in-your-face, experimental, gut-wrenching, terrifying, stultifying, breakneck speed, sex-driven, whooshing out, and secretive. 

Please send 1-3 poems in a single document (Times New Roman, 12pt). We accept .doc or .docx files.






Please share an unexpected, disheartening scatological experience you've had.

200 words or less response (CNF). Only one per issue.

Previously unpublished pieces only. No simultaneous submissions.

This will be for issue seven, which will launch in September.